-So, before we start, I think we should give a shout out to Kevin Fetus, right?
Totally! All of the music you hear on my site he's created or helped create.
-Including that spooky tentacle music?
Yup I think his stuff is in there too. Kevin is an amazing musician and you should all check out his stuff. He's got a myspace page.
-I think I heard some Cephalic Carnage on some of the vids...
Yeah, Kevin did some remixes for them.
-So, what happened to the archives?
There were some technical issues and so we decided to remove them for awhile. Eventually I want to get a very few favorite videos back up along with the tentacle monster video that's in the new archive page that's up as of today. But I don't know when the foot fucking vid will be back, or the Sasha vid. Patience people.
-So, it looks like you're back to having sex with humans. No more tentacle-rape?
There will be lots and lots more tentacle rape with more girls. But we need to re-build the monster better first and get all organized and stuff.
-So the next monster video will be more advanced?
That's the plan. The first one was the beta version, or the pilot. Now we've figured some stuff out, about how to make it look better, get more actual tentacle footage, there's some stuff I want to fix/try out with the lighting, etc.
-I hear you had a rough time on set this week...
I did. I had an sudden asthma attack on a porno set and had to cancel my scene. That was Tuesday morning, I am still recovering and stuck in bed most of the day. When I try to get up all I do is cough violently and get dizzy. It sucks and I was pretty pissed off because I really wanted to work that day. People were smoking on set on the first day of shooting. On the other hand the director got me an awesome fancy cake.
-Who were you shooting with?
I worked with Alektra Blue that first day and she was awesome. Friendly and so so hot. She liked my boobs and really knows what she's doing when she fucks your asshole with a dildo.
-Better than a monster?
Well the monster didn't go anywhere near my asshole. We will have to remedy that in one of the future monster movies.
-Is that Alektra scene going up on here?
No. That was for a feature. An Adam and Eve movie.
-When you say stuff like out how you like Alektra, do you think people believe you or do you think they all think it's a front and really you're just pretending to like it and you're actually just all liars?
I don't really care what people think when it comes to things like that. If they aren't going to believe us sometimes, why do they bother asking?
-Good point. What did you do last weekend?
I went to Murderfest at the Knitting Factory with some SuicideGirl friends and saw Converge and Watch Me Burn and some other good bands. (Kevin Fetus is in Watch Me Burn with Sawa Suicide.) I feel asleep on the last day when Today's The Day was playing, so I didn't enjoy it that to it's full potential. And I was way too exhausted to stay for Napalm Death which is a bit of a bummer. But it was great anyway.
-Did anyone get murdered?
Not that I am aware of.
-Been reading much?
Yeah, I read a lot. I'm reading Money by Martin Amis and it's great. And I also started Rabbit, Run by John Updike. I like the depressing descriptions of the cities and towns so far, but I'm not sure I'll get real interested in the plot.
-"Money" is about like crazy people making movies and sluts, right?
Yup. It's also very eloquent.
-Is making porno movies like that book?
Uh, a little yeah. Lots of chaos, irresponsibility, and disorganization. But usually everyone survives in the end.
-Is the Mandy Morbid dot com staff disorganized?
I am sometimes, not that often. Who isn't sometimes?
Not on purpose. I try real hard not be. I think with MandyMorbid.com I'm doing ok.
-Is the tentacle monster irresponsible or disorganized?
He's totally disorganized at the moment, he's in pieces.
-So, like, does he show up on the set all coked up in his convertible with his sungasses hanging off two hours late and not knowing his dialogue and like grabbing the cameragirl's ass with his tentacles?
Not quite. He's just unpredictable. Not unlike myself. If you fuck him too hard his tentacles fall off.
-Is he all "Oh, sorry honey, I'm gonna fix that up! Let me just...awww,yeah, you know? You got pretty eyes?" and then he sticks it back on?
Well, during the scene, you know he gets into it and wants to just finish his scene. But since then he's been sulking on my porch in total disarray. He's moody.
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