Sorry for the delay this weekend. The new vid will be online as soon as possible. We are having some technical difficulties, but hope to resolve them soon.
-So when this goes up what'll it be?
It'll be me (and Zak was kind enough to lend a hand) playing with one of Kimberly Kane's glass dildos. In my butt. It felt good. Just in case you can't tell when you see it.
-So what are you doing right now? Is there a glass dildo in your butt as we speak?
No, I'm visiting someone's family in Ojai. There's a show about how hot dogs are made on the t.v. The old Star Trek episodes are way more interesting.
All of them are better than watching liquified meat....but it was the one where the alien babe's necklace turns out to made of dilithium crystals and therefore saves everyone.
-What would you do if the "glass" dildo turned out to be actually made of dilithium crystals?
Well that'd be handy if Spock ever showed up again, during a typical Enterprise crisis, wouldn't it?
-Ummm--why would Spock show up while you had a glass dildo in your ass? I'm confused.
Who said he was gonna show up while it was in my ass. Maybe I'd just be looking at it, or cleaning it, or didn't even have it out.
-My point is, why would Spock be showing up at all?
If they were looking for the dilithium crystals. That's why.
-Ok, wait. Have you ever met Spock?
Yes. Well, no. I met Leonard Nimoy. At some art place. On my birthday.
-Is he a fan?
I have no idea.I doubt it. He was a fan of the painting of me I think.
-Weird. Did he ask you if he could borrow your dildo in order to power his space ship?
No, I didn't have any dildos yet.
-If the other show was about how glass dildos were made instead of how hot dogs were made would you like it?
Glass dildos look way cooler than hot dogs but taste much worse. So probably.
-Did you know that glass blowing requires a device called a "glory-hole"?
No. But that's kinda awesome.
-According to wikipedia it's "A glassblowing term for an opening in a furnace, or a stand alone furnace, which is used to reheat the molten glass as it is formed". So in order to make that dildo, you need a "glory hole". Also, according to wikipedia, it's "A small compartment fore or aft of the main engine room in a ship, usually contains access to steering or output shaft gear." So maybe there's one on the Enterprise. So do you think maybe Scotty sometimes says "I canna remove the crstals from the glory-hole Captain, she's going ta blow sky high!"?
Oh, who knows, you're being silly. I think the actor who played Scotty was Canadian too, like William Shatner. I think I read something about him in a newspaper when he died. I could be wrong though.
Hey, did you know Kimberly Kane shot this new footage? Isn't she amazing? There will be stills from this scene up at www.kanearmy.com soon I think.
-How did you get her too do that? Did you go "Hey Kimberly, can you gimme some footage?" and she said "Yeah, sure" 'cause she thought you meant you were gonna foot-fuck her again?
Um, I think she just really wanted to watch me get fucked. By Zak Sabbath. I think she has a little list of naughty things she wants to see me do with certain people.
-In Wikipedia, it says Scotty is Canadian and they have a picture of Kimberly Kane there where she looks Egyptian.
-Did you know Leonard Nimoy photographs naked girls?
Yes I knew that. Did you know I also met his wife? Who played alien chicks on the show? (Or, I think she did, she looked very familiar.)
-I didn't. Did you envy her because she got to play an alien girl on Star Trek and you didn't and if you ever do it'll be on the stupid Scott Bakula one or one of those star Trek movies that they make that nobody watches?
I would never ever be on that travesty of a Star Trek show. But I watch those movies when I really need a sci-fi fix and I've already watched all the good movies and Star Wars.
-HEY! Would you give a prize to a fan who recommended a good sci-fi movie to you that you never saw before?
I would. But I'd have to think up a decent prize. Signed photos or something maybe.
Sure. Worn panties?
Yeah. Good sci-fi movies. Let's do it.
-Ok, so HERE IS A CONTEST FOR ALL READERS: Reommend to Mandy a sci-fi movie she has never seen that she ends up liking and you will get a pair of signed, worn panties, or a photo if you prefer. So list off the ones you've already seen....
All the Star Wars movies
All the Aliens
All the Star Trek
All the Matrixes
Both Pitch Blacks
All the Terminators
All the Mad Maxes
Plan 9 From Outer Space
ummm--can't think of any more off the top of my head--but anyway, send in good movies and if I like yours best, you can have my panties. Bye.
Contest ends Friday April 4th. I won't be taking any movie suggestions after that.
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